I got one too many this morning..

[toothycat]

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Comments

[wingedwolf-2004.livejournal.com]

What the..... XD

[toothycat]

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...I need a new spam filter :(

[wingedwolf-2004.livejournal.com]

XD Some spams make me laugh so much XD Most the ones I get are for penis-enlargements >.

[pinkapplejam.livejournal.com]

Me too, almost wish I had one! XD

[kazuhiko04.livejournal.com]

Tea! Tea! I knew I was missing something...

*goes off to brew a cuppa*

[ex-lark-asc.livejournal.com]

Far too cute :)

[denji.livejournal.com]

....+_+;